The Crazy Planet of Baboons: Planet Earth
prologue
From Auckland, New Zealand: One of the thousands of UFO sightings all over the world:
A spate of bright lights and strange moving objects in Auckland’s night sky have left residents of the New Zealand capital wondering whether there really is alien life out there.
The latest incident happened on Tuesday night when a local spotted a ‘blazing’ object which streaked across the night sky, leaving a lingering fog in the area.
The sightings are the latest in follow is one of more than a dozen in the last year. While many are attributing the bright night lights to meteors or satellites, others are adamant the strange light shows are further evidence of alien visitors visiting earth.
And, finally, they arrived.
The UFOs sightings were real. It finally happened. The aliens – highly evolved and scientifically advanced beings – not connected to the legal or illegal aliens in the US of A, had arrived.
An Extra Terrestrial Spaceship, after traveling trillions of kilometers, at close to the speed of light, had finally entered into the Earth’s orbit in October of the year 2012. The spaceship was on a scouting mission from the planet Astoria of the Andromeda Galaxy, the sister Galaxy of the Milky Way. The crew of the spaceship, comprised mostly of highly trained scientists and data analysts, had the task to record all the major events and incidents occurring on planet Earth, analyze them, and prepare an assessment of the level of intellect and logical reasoning capabilities of the Earthlings. Based on the assessment report, a decision would be made whether scientific help – that could advance the Earthlings centuries ahead, should be afforded.
The Astorian Spaceship, undetected and invisible to the people of Earth, stayed in Earth’s orbit – recording all the major events and happenings on the planet, until December of the year 2015. At that time, cutting short their scheduled stay, the spaceship commander decided to depart for the home planet.
Though, the planet Astoria was a thousand years ahead in scientific advancements – Earth dwellers, comparatively speaking, were still living in the stone-age. But, still, the Earthlings had managed to confuse the spaceship staff so much that they were losing their own sanity – they were utterly flabbergasted by the behavior of the Earthlings.
They couldn’t believe what they had witnessed on Earth over their fourteen years of stay. They had been to the Apes Planet on a similar mission, and were able to compile a positive assessment report leading to the genetic advancement of the apes population into ‘humans’ – in just two generation. They were since then advancing in the field of science and technology like all the other humans in the galactic universe.
But, the study of the Earthlings, who had already genetically evolved to the level of humans, had them puzzled; the Earthlings were showing all the signs of reverting back from their human state to the apes state and beyond. If it goes that way, it would be the first one in the history of the entire Universe.
Though, the entire record and analysis of the Earthlings had been transmitted to the Astorian Executive Command, The scientists on board the Spaceship wanted to rush back to their Andromeda Galaxy to participate in the research work to, somehow, find a cure for the Earthlings’ genetic degeneration.
The Astorian Public Council, the Executive Body of the people of the planetary system, were watching the excerpts of the records of activities of the Earthlings in disbelief and amazement.
The Spaceship chief scientist was too polite, these were not the acts and behavior of the “Ape Species”, these were the traits of the “Baboon Species”.
How it could have been possible? They were intrigued.
The Event Log & Comments Relayed From the Spaceship
Spaceship’s Commander’s Insert: Our ‘Scout Probe’ has zoomed into the most technologically advanced section of Earth and is encompassing the entire region. Observations Excerpts follow:
Strange occurrences are being continuously monitored: Earthlings were observed planting Explosives and Nuclear Devices at the foundation of a tall and sturdy structure in one of the Earthlings’ highest concentration areas. Communication intercepts connected the planters with the associates of the “squirrel head”. The structure was blown up, and squirrel head’s associates were found using the holographic images to show that their primitive flying machines did hit the tall structures.
Why? We were at loss.
At least five died and twenty were wounded as multiple suicide bombers attacked a restaurant in the town of Baidoa northwest of the Somali capital, police said Friday. “First a suicide bomber blew himself up at the entrance of the restaurant, and then a suicide car bomb followed when people converged to help,” Captain Nur Osman, a police officer, told Reuters. Somali jihadists from the group Al-Shabaab, which has links to Al-Qaeda, have carried out similar attacks in the region before.
KABUL — A suicide bomber struck at a funeral in northern Afghanistan, killing nine and injuring more than 20 in one of several attacks across the country Monday.
Pakistan: On November 2, 2014, a suicide bomber had exploded himself few meters short of viewer’s gallery on the Pakistan side of border, killing 61 and injuring more than 100.
Nov 10, 2014, A suicide bomber dressed as a student killed at least 48 people, most of them students, and injured 79 others at a school assembly in the northeastern Nigerian town of Potiskum on Monday, a hospital official said.
Spaceship Probe ran scan on The Book these crazy Suicide Bombing Earthlings follow. It puzzles us even more – Their book declares the suicide, under any pretext, an “unforgivable sin” – Punishment: “Eternal Hell Fire”!
Aren’t these suicide bombers the “Religious Fanatics”? We are at Loss!
Requested immediate return. . . Permission granted.
Lucky for the planet Earth and its Earthlings, Astoria Command Council voted to accept the third option.
Excellent! Great piece.
Thought provoking and well written. Hammers in the idea very well. We, the humans, have reverted back to our vicious heritage – even worst, like cannibals, eating our own.
Hi,
I found your site from following a link from Rense to the Crazy Baboon story. Very enjoyable. In the last sentence you have “bared” which I suspect you meant “barred”.
Hi Anders,
Thank you for visiting the page. Yes, it was supposed to be “barred”- It is corrected, thanks to you. Greatly appreciate it.
Humor in pain. Made us laugh while crying.
Thank you.
Excellent! Very well presented Wish the Astorians had crushed the head of the squirrel. Just a wish.
Enjoyed it.
Couldn’t you make the Astorians intervene and “terminate” the enemy of “Earthlings”?
Our problems would have been solved, and they would have another successful “rescue” operation.
Anyway, we enjoyed it, and cried – for ourselves.
Thank you.
Your readers will enjoy this clip of the squirrel head:
Quite a change!
You have great writing style. Loved the spin you gave to the ugly reality.
In fact, we have become worse than baboons. We are cannibals. Eating the flesh of our own.
Still, you made us laugh.
Hilarious! Squirrel head! we were laughing like crazy.
You hammered in the point in a very interesting way.
Quite a change of style from your previous work. Presented a sad state in a funny way
Again, a great piece.
I have heard that baboons are not vicious. They rarely fight. They never harm their young. Actually, the males are specially kind to young baboons. That gains them favors from th females.
It’s always interesting to step outside, or seek a vantage point above and beyond this round box of ‘thin crust’ 5 meat pizza we inhabit. Perhaps it’s the imaginative, and highly metaphorical content in movies of the sci-fi genre that has made them increasingly popular over the years. Such that, these movies now dominate the entertainment industry handily. The author, in true sci-fi fashion, gets the reader to look down at our mess from a hypothetically ‘enlightened’ point of view, high above and beyond our primitive struggles. How far fetched is such a scenario? How likely? Is there evidence that we, ourselves have been “highly engineered”?
Let’s take a small journey….one that contains easily verifiable information, some of which the reader has likely not seen before, much less considered in light of the most critical juncture our world has ever faced…..
beforeitsnews.com/prophecy/pole-shift-of-noahs
beforeitsnews.com/science-and-technology/ancient-high-performance-electric-motors
Yes, our “planet of the apes” has seen, is seeing, and will see…..Great Challenges. But it sure is heartening to know that Those Who’ve Gone Before us, are coming again. And in Timely Fashion. Just As Promised.
Good Journies